Side note: I am a paranoid freak and refuse to listen to any songs that reference planes crashing.

Dear B.O.B., there's a reason why we can't pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars - haven't you heard of 9/11? (I was born in NYC and lived there for a while, I feel like I'm allowed to say that even if it's tasteless and very terrible. There's a reason why I like satires and black comedies.)